The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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