Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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