she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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