he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My penis needs a shock collar
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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