they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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