my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
