Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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