just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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