I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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