Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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