Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize
