can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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