"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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