My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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