No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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