The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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