So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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