Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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