And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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