I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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