you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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