Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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