I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Randomize
