FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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