it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize
