How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I have fence marks all over my body
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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