Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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