I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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