Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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