He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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