On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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