Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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