Pants 0. Shit 1.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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