wat bout pragnant strippers??
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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