Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize
