Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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