I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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