I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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