Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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