whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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