Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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