That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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