Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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