If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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