You smell like stripper and shame
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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