I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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