I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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