I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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