sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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