can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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