I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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